Pay attention

So

2008-03-15T05:42:57Z

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has pretty much taken over my life.

Annnnnnnnd diesel is now 4.09. God damn it.

diesel

2008-03-09T03:29:50Z

costs 3.99 a gallon.

fuck my life.

xxx

2008-02-20T01:01:23Z

I'm excited to go to CT on the 29th :)

Great.

2008-02-07T19:51:41Z

My dad is flying to Houston tomorrow morning to see my grandfather for possibly the last time. My grandfather isn't doing very well, he isn't eating and has lost 20 pounds fast.
I was never close to my grandfather, he's a very selfish man. But I know how much my dad loves his father, which gets to me.

Snow :(

2008-02-01T21:21:37Z

I made a list of everything that pissed me off today at work.

It was a long list.

It would be

2008-01-29T04:51:43Z

fantastic if I could go an entire year without getting in a car accident. Seriously. (This one wasn't my fault.)

Seriously!

2008-01-13T19:49:41Z

I am out of control.

I miss Heather.

I'm tired.

I'm about to eat milk and cookies.

I'm about to go back to work.

I'm about to die.

Oh

2008-01-11T06:20:58Z

Christ.

Thundercats are go!

2008-01-08T03:11:06Z

Philadelphia in March?
San Diego in June?

Details would be super!
As would a change of location.

Lindsay got me a fifty dollar gift card, she didn't have to, she's so sweet. :)

I still need to bake my neighbor cookies for letting me use his phone when I locked myself out of my house on Saturday... whilst in my underwear...

Oh & Juno was amazing.

Oh

2008-01-02T05:51:23Z

Dear Jesus. I amaze myself.

I was going to be a dancer!!!

2007-12-27T21:50:52Z

Dear Mark and Rocky (aka Dad, and Mom,)
Happy 27th wedding anniversary.
Love your favorite child,
Lindsey <3

Sunny

2007-12-24T17:06:40Z

& warm. Psyched.
I'm in Florida, I got here on Saturday evening, and am leaving on Wednesday morning. Short but sweet.

It doesn't feel like Christmas.
And I expect all the snow to be gone when I get back to Maine.

Jesus Christ that's a pretty face.

2007-12-17T21:15:51Z

Setting: I'm at the end of my driveway standing on top of the mountain of snow the asshole plow man put there overnight. I'm using my little red shovel, going as fast as I can to make way for my car to be free, so I can get to work on time. I stop, and look up to see a man with a very large plow on the front of his truck.

Me: Hi.
Plow Man: You want me to plow that out for you?
Me: Would you?
Plow Man: Sure.
Me: That would be so great! Thank you so much.

I proceed to put the shovel back on the porch, and return to retrieve my ice scraper from my backseat. I clean my car off while the nice man plows the snow into a large pile on the right side of the driveway.

Plow Man: Do you wanna back your car out so I can get your spot done too?
Me: Will I be able to back out?
Plow Man: Yeah.

I start up my car and back out with ease, and park on the side of the road. The man clears my space, and backs out.

Me: Thank you so much you're a life saver!
Plow Man: No problem, but if you were a guy I woulda charged you!

Moral of the story: Hooray for boobies.

Bad.

2007-12-17T07:35:22Z

I got A's in both of my classes this semester. The higher the GPA the better, and the more credits, the better. My goal is to finish my education by next winter. I'm going to try and work full time as well as go to school, because I'm still obsessed with money. I'm lost and lame.

I have a weird bruise on my knee.

2007-12-13T19:11:09Z

I'm leaving for Florida a week from Saturday! And I am veryyy excited :) I get to spend time with my brother, and Lindsay's going to take a bus up from where her parents live to spend a night or two with us.

Also, I was on Stickam last night with Lindsay, and a guy came in to the chatroom, told us we were pretty, then proceeded to ask if he could jerk off to us. I said no, Lindsay kind of drifted away, and thennnn he stood up exposing his disgusting ginormous cock. I screamed and slammed the laptop screen shut. Never a dull moment.

Out!

2007-12-04T02:45:08Z

I've been in my new house for a couple days now, and I was a little homesick at first, but I'm starting to ease into it. I live right down the street from Katherine, my new best friend whom I looooove, and Lindsay is awesome. She made me dinner the other night and I can't remember the last time I ate food that was so delicious. I'm going to Boston on Friday (hopefully) until Saturday afternoon, and then next weekend Lindsay and I want to have people over to celebrate my moving in. We'll see how that goes, depending on my workload.
On my first morning at the house I was leaving for work, and my car broke down. Super. There was something wrong with the battery, and I got it back tonight, thank God. But then there was all the fucking snow that got in my fucking way of parking in my fucking driveway. I'm sorry, but I do not like snow. Why do I live in Maine? Good question. At least we have a snow blower, and Lindsay owned that shit.

Also, Lindsay is my roommmate. I'm not referring to myself in the third person. I'm not crazy.

Yay for closing the restaurant early due to snow.
Boo to my double tomorrow.

And it's REALLY cool when a person whom I thought I was really close to completely cuts off contact with me and won't even answer my IM's. If she doesn't want me in her life anymore, then fine, but I didn't do a God damn thing to this girl and she won't even give me a simple explanation as to why she has decided to cut me out. Also, she has my "Grandma's Boy" and my FHS sweatpants, and I want them back! I need to stop lending people things.

Seriously, what the fuck did I do?

Yesterday

2007-11-29T16:32:48Z

Oops!

I love weddings.

2007-11-24T21:21:03Z

I just got home from New Jersey/Pennsylvania for Jill and Rob's wedding. It was really fun. Hands down the best wedding I've been to. That isn't saying much though, 'cause I've only been to five weddings in my life, but it was still sweet.
It was a catholic wedding. Over an hour long. Enough said.
The reception was in a small banquet room with a small dance floor, live band, and an open bar. The food was good and the people were nice. The bar was fantastic, though. I actually kept track of all the drinks I had. My dad got me my first, but I wasn't shy about going up there after that. I had three Miller Lites, a rum and coke, a cranberry and vodka, two amaretto sours, one whiskey sour, and three glasses of champagne. While I was in line some drunk married guy told me I was cute and asked me to dance, I declined, you would have too had you seen this guy. Also, someone told my cousin that I looked just like Nicky Hilton, that was sweet. My cousin Cindy told me I was welcome to come stay with her in her apartment in Philly whenever. When I told my mom this, she said she'd be more than happy to pay for my airfare, because she thinks my cousin is a "nice girl." I am psyched. Philadelphia for free with my sweet 22 year old cousin?? Hell yes.
My Aunt and I partied it up and danced the night away to the sweet live band. They actually weren't that bad, considering, they played at weddings, and did covers of, uh... whoever sings, "It's Raining Men." By the time we left I was stumbling down the stairs in my two inch heels, and rolled my way into the Expedition we had rented. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAmen. When I woke up I burped, and it tasted like whiskey. Bleh.
Now I'm home.
Oh, and that "Jam Sessions" game for Nintendo or whatever is fucking retarded. Let's fucking strum a pen on a screen and pretend we're playing the guitar, you're cool. I hate that commercial.

If I woke up next to you.

2007-11-17T15:39:16Z

I'm a fan of myself.

New Jersey on Thursday, for Jill and Rob's wedding.
I'm gonna get drunk.
Lolz.

Unbreakable!

2007-11-15T06:12:51Z

I feel better physically and emotionally than I have felt in a long time. I forgot how good I feel when I exercise regularly. Hmmm.... I'll keep it up.
In other news, I'm slacking.
& I feel like a whore.
Goodnight!

xeatmypussyx @ 2007-11-09T00:35:00

2007-11-09T05:39:00Z

"Hot bod, gross face. Just hit that shit from behind."
-Dave, Flight of the Conchords.

November 30th, I'm finally out of Falmouth until May :)
I'm very, very, very excited. Hopefully things will go great.

However, I am not excited for winter, at all.
Wiggidy-whack.

I'll sport a smile.

2007-11-06T03:25:42Z

December 1st, please work out, and if you do, please come fast.

Love,
Me.